they said about sex

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Littlethings like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Emo Phillips
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield